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rupelover:

Inspired by this.

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inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

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slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

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Anonymous said:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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❝ I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message ❞
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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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nickcarragay:

I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it

it’s nibling

that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life

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coffee-cuddles:

sex / love / romance blog

coffee-cuddles:

sex / love / romance blog

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clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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❝ There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs. ❞
— Unknown  (via psych-facts)
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❝ It’s so beautiful to kiss
someone
who actually
means a lot to you. ❞
— Alena M.  (via girlsjunk)
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twinarmagedd0ns:

davidkarp:

catbushandludicrous:

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Oh I intend to.

 

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